Sir, You Can't Return That is an in-progress game about causing chaos by slicing and dicing in any direction you choose. Use your mouse, or a gamepad analog stick, to swing your sword in any direction. Slice and smash objects, and grapple away when the going gets tough. You can also run along walls, slide, and slow down time for added slicing precision.

Controls:

Draw Sword - Left click / C

Block - Right click / X

Swing Sword - Mouse / Arrows

Move - WASD

Run - Shift

Slide - Left Ctrl while running

Jump - Space

Wall Run - Jump at a wall while moving alongside it

Throw Shuriken - F

Lock on - Z

Grappling hook - E

Slow Motion - T

Cycle Weapons - 1 / 2

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literally one of my most favourite experiences of the year.

a giddy and nervous persona came over me once i had realised just how "free form" this game is, i felt like a child once again. i absolutely adore this game.

you've done a great job capturing some complex mechanics in an intuitive way, i hope you keep it up!